The war carries on...

How to chase girls...

Yeah, me mate Lolo sent me a link on how and where to court girls. I think we can all take a lesson or two from this doode.

My favourite excerpt is: Anyone can be passive. Anyone can be a quiet critic and an armchair wanker. Anyone can think of a thousand excuses why they're not out there fighting for a babe. It's safe and cosy. Just order a pizza, get a video, water the plants and close your eyes to the opportunity that is out there, all the while convincing yourself that you're having a great time. Remember, while you're not chatting up that babe with your name tattooed on her left buttock, somebody else is. It takes courage to grab your coat, slap on a bit of Freedom and mingle.

Hooked On A Feeling

Oh my gawd!!! David Hasseholf in action!!! Must watch to believe!!!



What the fuck are those Germans thinking?!?!?

Biography

Just read Ed The Tech Guy's blog. His entire life is serialised now for our entertainment... macham reality TV siah...

Sorta inspiring as I believe that you get directions in life by reviewing your past. Gawd knows I need directions in life. A biography of my life would be good cause I get complaints like

a) There's no porn on this blog.
b) I only post pictures of scantily clad women.
c) Beige and peach on pink are disgusting and gay.
d) It's too messy.

Yada yada...

Lois Lane

This season of Smallville has a new character, Lois Lane aka Mrs Clark Kent in the future of the Superman mythology. Here's she portrayed as an older woman, a college chick. Which is all cool... except that they casted the wrong person. An unknown by the name of Erica Durance. She just looks bimbotic and really old for a 20 year old (in real life, she's 26). Nice rack though. But still it's wrong.

Woah... Mama...

Me mate, Max just posted a pic of his Amateur B.I.R.D. of the week on his blog.

If I went like this...

I might have gotten into Zouk free for Halloween.

Ah ha...

Well, looks like I've competition. Max just started his B.I.R.D. of the week on his blog. He posted the FHM "Dress your girlfriend in a G-string, take a photo and send it to us" compeition. I didn't know his girlfriend was that generous.

In other news, I read this on Eros Blog, involving 2 women and a real pussy. I dunno whether to sympathise or just laugh when I finished reading the tale.

My ever-so-civil-conscious fren, b.boy posted an article on his blog.

Steve Baumer, Chief Operating Officer of Micro-Soft threatens that Asian governments will get sued for intellectual property infringement if they were to switch to IBM's Linux.

Such an outrageous remark might prompt millions of Windows XP users in Asia to abandon XP and switch to Linux on the spot... if their XP copy weren't pirated, to begin with.

Are we racist?

Are we? Got it from The Toneknobber...

Holy Kreuk!!!

Phoebe Cates is the Kristen Kreuk of the 80's man. I was looking at some Gremlins website when I realised my childhood crush wasn't Carrie Fisher in a leather bikini chained up by Jabba the Hutt.

Holla!

Had beer and supper with memberss from Da Massive.


Jay-S and his beef congee


b-boy and his 'ho, Gracie

Blade: Trinity

Well, I'd be watching it lah, for sure.

Here's a 2 minute clip of it. Chekkit.

The trailer's out at the official site.



I must admit Jessica Biel's looks doesn't really do it for me (but she looked pretty goot at the MTV 2004 Movie Awards). But dang, the outfit makes her look damn toy-ght. Toy-ght as a toy-ghter.

Neo is back...

Well, okay. Not really in all that aspect.

Damn right, he got it sorted out

Folks know I'm impartial to kids... though this toddler is too young to vote, he sure knows his politics.

How I won a free dinner...

Met Max for coffee today and on the way home, I went to the mam shop to buy some ciggies. We came upon this mag.



He began insisting that the girl on the right is Hong Kong celeb Michelle Reis and started saying that my judgement was wrong and all. It was Gigi Lai. But no, he's cocksure that he's right.

Voila! Free dinner. Highlight of my day.


Michelle Reis

By the way, I also dig the chick on the left of Gigi Lai,
Maggie Cheung. Yeah, apparently Maggie is a very common name in Hong Kong.

Aging Youth Productions

For those in the know, the 10th issue is already uploaded. But what some of you folks dunno is that Lilia's band, morphy was interviewed by us. To boot, we have a downloadable mp3 as well.

So for those NUS BizAd doodes, go check it out. Go... scoot...

Spooning With Satan lives!!!

For those naysayers and heretics of my death-country band, Spooning With Satan, fuck y'all bitches!!! We'll never die...

Anyway, the blog is updated.

We are also looking into producing our 1st rockumentary. For those who have experience in producing and directing rockumentaries, you can apply to help us out. Yes, all 3 of you...

What do you wash forst?

Doris sent me the following test.

When you step into a shower, which part of the body do you wash first?

Please select a body first?

A. Chest
B. Face
C. Armpits
D. Hair
E. Privates
F. Shoulders
G. Others



Now Scroll Down To See What Your Answer Means.











































A Chest:
You are a practical person. Straightforward and do not beat around
the bush. To you, convenience is of paramount importance. You hate to
be distracted when concentrating and are impatient with people who
do not see things your way. A good sex partner and willing to try new
things. Your best partner in life will be those who choose D (Hair).



B Face:
Money is important to you and you will do anything to get it.
Integrity and dignity is not important. You feel that friends are
there to be used and life is one big hassle. Other people find it hard
to understand you, but you are not concerned as to what they think.
Very self-centered person. Average sex partner as too selfish and
tend to be absorbed in self pleasure at the expense of your partner.
Your best partner in life will be those who choose E (Privates)
and G (Others).



C Armpits:
You are a dependable and hard working person. Generally very
popular person as you are very down to earth and willing to help
others. Tend to get yourself into trouble as you cannot tell whether
people are genuine towards you. Make very poor sex partners as you
are the working type with average talent. Your best partner in life
will be those who choose F (Shoulders).



D Hair:
Artistic type. Daydreaming is your hobby, but you can achieve what
most other people cannot. Dedication is lacking, but you will work
tirelessly towards goals which are to your liking. Money is not
important. Friends are but only intellectuals and fellow artistic
types. Make the best sex partners as you are most willing to explore
and please ther other partner. Talent is your main strength. Your best
partner in life will be those who chose A (Chest) and E (Privates).



E Privates:
Shy type. You lack self confidence and tend to be bullied by others.
You do not have lots of friends as others find you boring and
unattractive. Perserverance is not your strength and you tend to give
up easily and at the first opportunity. However, you make an above
average sex partner. You are able to show your true emotions to very
few people. Hence in sex, you find your inner strengths. Your best
sex partner in life will be those who choose B (Face) and D (Hair).



F Shoulder:
A born loser. You fail in everything that you do. People dislike you
and you tend to spend your time alone. Your type have been known to
be heavy gamblers and drinkers. You see the world as a livin hell.
Money and power is also important to you. But your luck will always
fail you. You make a lousy sex partner. You will find it difficult to
find a partner in life. Those who choose C (Armpits) are your
only chance.



G Others:
You are a very average person. Undoubtedly, you have your inner
strengths, but people find it hard to see. You must learn to be a little
bit more adventurous and see your potential. Deep down, you are very
likeable person with very few faults. However, the key will be to
make your strengts stand out and not just hide you weaknessess. You
are an average sex partner. You have great fantasies about different
techniques, but unfortunately are not brave enough to try them out.
Your best partner in life will be those who choose B (Face).

I chose D. Hair... I like the "Make the best sex partners" bit best. Apparently, people who washes A and E first are suitable for me. Hell, I'd help you wash you chest and privates maaaan...

If you can't beat her... join her.

This is for da ladies who read mah blog. Uhhh!!!



How to dress like the very lovely Scarlett Johansson. Good luck, girls...

Everyone else has had more sex than me...

Ooooh oooohh...

You gotta check out the keyboard solo...

I'm too skinny...

Obviously, that's not me...

The Tears

Hey hey, it might be still Anderson and Butler in the songwriting credits department but they are known as The Tears now.

Their official site is here.

Feel the love bitches!!!

Fierce hamster...

Fountains Of Wayne

Download their whole album, "Welcome Interstate Managers" for free!!!

Do it!!!

The French Revolution

If I had a chick as hot as Jane Birkin, you can be sure I'd do some revolutionising of my own. Anyways, I've always been curious about Serge Gainsbourg and his works. Well, I've managed to find a mp3 of their duet, "Je t'aime moi non plus". Fuck if I'd know what that means. But my guess is "I love you" or something along those lines. Shitloads of moaning and groaning in French. Fuck if I know what that means too. Waitaminnit...

Right click and save as .



Serge Gainsbourg and Jane Birkin

For once, I'd agree with Khai: French chicks rawk!!!

Sin City

I've been a long time fan of the comic books. From these posters, it looks like the movie is shaping up nicely. While the story is shot in black and white with an entire CGI-ed backdrop (I felt dizzy while watching Sky Captain and the World of Tommorrow), I'm looking forward to this. Love the comic book feel of the posters.

Can't wait to see Jessica Alba's poster... exotic dancer... *slurp...*

Willy Wonka

The Life Aquatic

Bill Murray's new flick. From the teaser, it looks pretty funny too!



Chekkit!

Halloween

Went to my 1st Zouk Halloween on Saturday. Here are the photos.


Melvin who went as Gene Simmons from KISS or so he thought he was...


Roy went as The Crow.


Johann dressed as an Indian chief... Hmmmm....


Membersss Gabriel came as some Japanese doll horror thing while Sujin went as the Singapore Idol. Seriously... that was fucken lame, membersss...


Eric donned the entire Chinese vampire thing, complete with talisman! Though he didn't win Best Costume, he shoulda gotten something for best pick-up line. The talisman read in Mandarin, "Miss, how are you?"


I went as Sai Baba. I'm going as Jesus H. Christ the next year!!!


Seriously, Eric rawks the boat...


This guy came as a Banana mascot!!!


A clearer pic


Seriously, this is what folks should do to the whole entire Idol reality TV series.


It was really great inside...


Look at all the shit the other folks are wearing!!! Personally, I love this chick dressed as Vampirella (fucken hot!!!) and a couple of nice nurses... It was just one of those nights where you can wolf-whistle at chicks and they wouldn't mind... that much.


And I rawk while you suck!!!